I despise in others my own characteristics.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

We never realize just how many other lives we can help when their paths cross our own.

The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable.

Passion is simply energy, and we all have energy within us which implies you already have all the passion you need within you.

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job

A woman must be able to stand in the face of power, because ultimately some part of that power will become hers.

We don’t read the Bible, the Bible reads us.

Of course it's heavier, he thought. It's got my grief in it. I pull it along with me everywhere I go, so I do.

There's nothing wrong with wanting someone to save us - or admitting we can't do it all ourselves.

Constancy does not begin, but is that which perseveres.

Master your breath, let the self be in bliss, contemplate on the sublime within you.