I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution.

When we are young, we want to be old and for things to change. When we are old, we want to be young and for things to go back to the way they were.

To paint a mass simple and big you must keep out all the lights and darks that do not belong to its general value.

The man who has planned badly, if fortune is on his side, may have had a stroke of luck; but his plan was a bad one nonetheless.

It makes my head explode when there are people who think you can do everything in HTML.

Virtue is the truest nobility.

People can be unreliable and disloyal; possessions can lose their value; jobs that once stimulated you can become boring. But principles remain steady through it all.

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

I hate injustice, and I can't help but speak against it. But I don't want to get involved in politics.

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.