I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it.

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

1 in 5 people have dandruff. 1 in 4 people have mental health problems. I've had both.

We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

Evaluate every performance on: stage presence, concentration, delivery, material and lessons learned.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

You can't have three defenders moving up and one going back. The decisions a team makes are important. As a whole.

You [Scots] come of a race of men the very wind of whose name has swept to the ultimate seas.

I'm Michael Schumacher. I don't need to test my driving ability.

I think Jaws is one of those movies that, if it is on, I will watch it until it's finished.

Imagination is merely the exploitation of our memory.