I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, "That one was just sorta there."

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them.

You only really know what a smile means when you own the face behind it. Everyone else just sees the smile they expect it to be.

I don't like to play slow or softly. I like to play hard. Always.

I do think you learn things about genre storytelling, but you also have to be careful not to learn too much.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

If skills sold truth be told I'd probably be lyrically Talib Kweli Truthfully I want to rhyme like Common Sense (But I did five Mil) I ain't been rhyming like Common since.

Love will break your heart,[...] but love can also mend it. Not many things in life are both the cause and the cure.

Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

The thing about the heart was that you could not coax it or force it, as you could any other disease. Will power meant nothing.

A wicked person, swayed by evil motives and evil actions, is described as a demon.

If wells are constructed right and operated right, hydraulic fracturing will not cause a problem. … Our natural gas supplies would plummet precipitously without hydraulic fracturing.