I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Though they only take a second to say, thank yous leave a warm feeling behind that can last for hours.

The United States has made remarkable progress in reducing both teen pregnancy and racial and ethnic differences, but the reality is, too many American teens are still having babies.

Error often is to be preferred to indecision.

Different ‘philosophies’ represent nothing but methods of evaluation, which may lead to empirical mis-evaluation if science and empirical facts are disregarded.

It costs $2,500 to purchase a song and I know from experience that I like to score with songs.

It is not enough that we are truthful; we must cherish and carry out high purposes to be truthful about.

Do the jobs you like least first. It makes each successive job easier.

We're going to listen music in my room.' 'Fine,' his dad said from underneath the sink. 'Just don't get anybody pregnant.

No one can be despised by another until he has learned to despise himself.

Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.