I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Nature uses as little as possible of anything.

Put variety in white.

God has given us everything we need for life and godliness. And he's given us the indwelling strength and guidance of the Holy Spirit. The rest is up to us.

There is one thing you have got to learn about our movement. Three people are better than no people.

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

Some good, some so-so, and lots plain bad: that's how a book of poems is made, my Friend.

History repeats itself over and over again, but most of us have short memories.

It's only 60,000. It's not a big town. It's a big hockey town. Everybody plays hockey when you grow up.

Every educated physician knows that most diseases are not appreciably helped by medicine.

It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent.