I did not dread the dark winter as people do when they have lost their youth and live alone in some great city.

College was for people who didn’t know they were smart.

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

I'm not talking about the people. I have nothing against the people. I have nothing against the Indonesian people or the Arab people or the Muslim people. I'm talking about the ideology.

If both Church and fairy-tale belong to humanity, they may occasionally cross circles, without injury to either.

It was dreadful, I had pain. It was like someone was trying to put pressure up there.

Oh, lighten up, Clark. I'm the one having scalding hot air directed at my genitals.

Presidents are not permitted to have personal feelings.

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges.