I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

God is only where you let Him in

You need to invest your time on earth

Fascism is a religious conception in which man is seen in his immanent relationship with a superior law and with an objective Will that transcends the particular individual.

The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems before they arise, but to meet and work out difficulties when they do arise.

I never believed marriage was a lasting institution . . . I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.

A state in India will have more traders than perhaps a European nation. Trade is a great way to integrate people.

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.

You care enough to play hard to get.

Produce results on the mat and in the classroom