I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

We were in the Arabian Desert for nine months. And I was having the time of my life. It could have been an archeological expedition, a military expedition.

It's such a relief for me to sit in front of a tape recorder and not be using it to learn my lines.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

When it comes to manifesting anything you desire, sometimes you have to go and collect.

THOMASINA:But then the Egyptian noodle made carnal embrace with the enemy who burned the great library of Alexandria without so much as a fine for all that is overdue!

Everybody uses mime and gesture in real life, though we don't realize it. It's very useful as a performance technique, though it can be boring to watch on its own.

In this sport, in this life, I think heart takes you a lot further than skill and technique... Just digging down deep will take you a lot further in life.

The price of a work of art has nothing to do with what the work of art is, can do, or is worth on an existential, alchemical level.

True freedom is tolerant. It gives people the right to live and think in new ways.

When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?

I don't think I ever got proper credit about being smart about the game.

Life is tons of discipline.

If you own a portfolio of stocks, you must learn to sell the worst performers first and keep the best a little longer.