I did so much theater, where everybody I worked with was so much better than me, that I just sort of learned.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

Miracles don't happen. You make them happen. They're not wishes or dreams or candles on a cake. They're not impossible. Reality is real. It's totally and completely under my control.

If we don't take care of each other, who will? ... I don't want to ever say, 'I should've done something.'

The most difficult crime to track is the one which is purposeless.

Becoming "awake" involves seeing our confusion more clearly.

The whole iconography of ancient science is simply the fruit of wishful thinking.

Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.

Everything is divisible. And so is this colossus of U.S. imperialism. It can be split up and defeated.

The first right of every child is to be wanted, to be desired, to be planned for with an intensity of love that gives it its title to being.

Health care is much the same - the status quo is, by all measures, failing far too many people - and we must not shrink from the challenge.

The jean! The jean is the destructor. It is a dictator! It is destroying creativity! The jean must be stopped!