I did try to found a little heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

In comedy laughter settles all arguments.

Weak needs a path to reach anywhere

Well family is obviously the most important. There was a time when I thought football was the most important.

You Are Already a Millionaire - Your Creativity Makes It So.

An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.

Our most profitable lessons are learned from failure, not success.

I don't think I'll ever want to do pop music. I think I'll only ever want to do classical crossover because it's something that I love, and pop just doesn't work for me.

Know how and how much to tip people who expect gratuities, even in the case of poor service.

What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?

The worst thing about not being president anymore is I was disoriented for three weeks because nobody every played a song when I walked in.