I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

The blind can see love, the deaf can hear love, the mute can express love, and the disabled can carry love.

I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer.

The difference between a human being ten years of age and one fifty years of age lies altogether in the matter of toys.

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Approval of what is approved of Is as false as a well-kept vow.

Television is a passivity.

You say, The sensed absence of God and the sensed presence amount to much the same thing, only in reverse.

What essence is to generation, that truth is to belief.

I missed Breaking Bad and people just go on and on about it until you're blue in the face with envy and you've got to watch it.