I didn't ask to be born!""No, but I asked." He was breathing hard. His eyes hard and glinting with a fire that burned straight through me. "I asked for you every day of my life!

There are some things that are never meant to be said aloud.

You can be helping many people, but if you are not helping yourself, you have missed the one person you were born to heal.

Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.

I don't think the public here buy this idea that women and men speak different comedic languages.

Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible.

He's good at that, David Beckham - he's good at kicking the ball

A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.

If we are forced, at every hour, to watch or listen to horrible events, this constant stream of ghastly impressions will deprive even the most delicate among us of all respect for humanity.

If I were personally to define religion, I would say that it is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circustance.

When I look back at high school, or college, or when I was getting married, it's the girlfriends I had then that give substance and joy to that point in my life.