I didn't begin life hating my grandmother. Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her.

Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.

Pray for the peace of the world.

I shall be as brave as a my Toad, he thought, for my Toad never hides under the bed when she is afraid of lightning or bats. She sticks out her tongue and eats them.

If I'm going to fail, I want to fail trying.

Most of us accept that although we may believe our dreams to be real events, upon waking, we can tell the difference between nocturnal hallucinations and reality.

Listen, Sebastian," he whispered. "That beautiful sound belongs to us for the rest for our lives. That's your mother. She's sunshine. No matter what happens in our lives, we have that.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage

Each state enjoys sovereign power.

I do not know if it is true that all actors want to direct and all directors want to act, but in 1972 I tried directing and decided I had better stick to acting.

What we do have is a gigantic matching tax-cutting program as a way of stimulating the economy.