I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.

To see persons looking with children's eyes at any ordinary scenery, is a proof that they possess the charming faculty of drawing new sensations from an old experience...

A great disaster had befallen Russia: Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.

Beggars do not envy millionaires, though of course they will envy other beggars who are more successful.

Every man got a right to his own mistakes. Ain't no man that ain't made any.

Things are going to go wrong. The great chefs are the ones that don't let it fluster them. They just move through it.

Is there something inside of you that is favoring peace? Because if there is, then congratulations: you are a human being. You have just reached, and felt, your most fundamental want.

Horse racing is animated roulette.

We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake?

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

The peculiar grace of a Shaker chair is due to the fact that it was made by someone capable of believing that an angel might come and sit on it.