I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing

For a long while she only looked at him ... as if she didn't want to interrupt the beautiful moment with words.

She was so intelligent that she could think herself into beauty. Intelligence...they don't talk about it much, the poets, but when a woman is intelligent and passionate and good...

In the vast world of supreme worriorship, courage is what separates one from the crowd.

Songwriters, you have to work - you have to wait for residuals. You have to pray that the song's going to be a hit. And then a year later, you might get a check.

His life, measured in space and time, will take up a mere few lines, which my ignorance will abbreviate further.

I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.

A society can be judged by how it deals with its most vulnerable: the aged, the infirm, the disabled and the unborn.

The light of love sees no walls.