I didn't come in as a writer that found producers, I came in under producers. So I've always respected the actual production process and producers in general.

Let's be honest, the cards' on the table: Jealousy's a sin, Cain killed Abel. Backstabber...Caesar had Brutus. It's hard to weed 'em out, even Jesus had Judas.

Pain is joy when it cries, it's my smile in disguise.

In God we trust, the game is all us. Til the sky calls or its flames on us.

Sitting with the woman of your dreams and forgetting what her name is.

This is my time, this is my hour, This is my pain, this is my name, this is my power. If it's my reign, then it's my shower, This pole position...I made a lane 'cause they blocked ours.

I believe there's a god above me, I'm just the god of everything else!

We shoppers, you bloggers. If money talks, you mumblers. You try it on, then take it off, Then post a pic on your tumblrs.

I got a voodoo doll every time I pen a verse: Not only do they say they feel it, but they say it hurts.

Let's test the waters... Love makes a splash, and you too thick to skinny-dip.

I find myself trying to explain more, and explain the perspective of my mentality, or the mentality I'm trying to convey.

One must feel fear without allowing fear to control.

There is pain and suffering in this world, but there is also joy, and not just suffering here and joy there, but suffering and joy in the very same place.

Where was this written? I wondered. Where in the Talmud or the Koran or the Bible did it say, "Lo, and Satan fetcheth the coffee for the Antichrist and her minions"?

The government wields a heavy hand, which is often used in an underhanded way.

My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love, but my mind holds the key.

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.

If I truly had the courage of my convictions, I would be a full-blown comic novelist.

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

If hell comes as a result of my speaking the truth, then let it come.

Goodness was not a trait you acquired; it was a value you practiced when you were on the verge of doing evil.