I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead

I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else.

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.

I had a dream about you last night.We moved into a cabin in the countryside.I couldn't handle the spiders.You couldn't handle my drama.I moved back to the city.

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.

We had grown into one another somewhere along the way. We were officially a team.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person.

To be inclusive you must accommodate different levels of sophistication.

I think girls and boys should be able to be any way they want to be without getting picked on.

No problem is too big it can't be run away from

I've seen rock stars agonize over the fact that another artist has far more Facebook 'likes' and Twitter followers than they do.

When we withhold the tithe we bring upon ourselves a curse.

We recognised that just putting more flights and more passengers into the skies over southeast England wasn't worth the environmental costs we-re paying.

With weak balance sheets, banks tend to continue lending unprofitable businesses and leave them existing.