I didn't even grow up with football. I learned the rules of football on this show [The League].

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

There is something really nice about learning that you can take the reins of your life and your career.

Everyone grows and changes. It's not even to say that you become a better person than you were, but you're morphing. This whole thing is just a weird river that we're on.

It's not rocket science to make a movie.

There are certain tenets set in place for all different types on genres. For thrillers, women usually die first.

Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.

I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well.

I don't think I'm going to go into Iron Man. I mean, I can't say that I won't go into something like an Iron Man franchise.

If you're a woman, just make a freaking good movie. I don't believe in the women who say, 'It's too hard, I'm getting shot down.'

I've got a couple of full-time jobs, since I'm raising a kid, so it's a lot.

All that two lovers want, is to be one with the other in a moment of ecstasy.

Meditation turns from its purgatory role to recognize in self-knowledge and in the mind's images of the external world the general essences in which all things have their being.

A friend is a present you give to yourself.

Morale is when your hands and feet keep on working when your head says it can't be done.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

My cousin Francis and I are in perfect accord - he wants Milan, and so do I.

I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on.

Improvisation is intuition in action, a way to discover the muse and learn to respond to her call.

Oh I don’t wanna grow up, wish I’d never grown up It could still be simple.

Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.