I didn't even realize that people bought contemporary art . . . that people actually paid for it.

As I was walking down the stairs, I kept thinking that the room felt like a movie theater with all your attention on this wall, so it seemed like a big challenge.

Being an artist is supposed to be a scam, not a career.

The Internet has a lot of solutions. I found an insane way to trap chipmunks - it was too crazy not to try.

To some extent I've always taken the architecture of the space into account.

I'm always looking at the computer. I make all of my work on the computer at some point or another. Almost all of the paintings come from a file.

Well, art has to be sexy.

When I was younger and was working as a Dia guard I would go to see everything. I went to every opening. I was really interested in seeing and learning as much as I could.

I was really naïve. I had no idea artists made money.

I've never seen a postcard of my work in a museum.

I think as a student I ended up liking so many different and conflicting things.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you're dealing with something that doesn't really exist.

No development strategy can be based only upon what comes out of the ground, nor can it be sustained while young people are out of work.

If the web can be evolved to include the missing APIs and have better performance, [developers] won't need to go beyond the web.

I put myself in the category of "Lucky Guy," and my hopes for the future are that I can continue to push the envelope for myself, and creatively and see what's next.

A story to me means a plot where there is some surprise... Because this is how life is full of surprises.

What I enjoy most about performing is making people happy. Just to make a person smile means more to me than anything.

It was worth it. You looked... happy.

Remember to always dream. More importantly, work hard to make those dreams come true and never give up.

Piracy has destroyed the domestic market.