I didn't feel up to writing about 9/11. If I were to write about it, it would take me years.

Find what causes a commotion in your heart. Find a way to write about that

I know you can dream your way through an otherwise fine life, and never wake up, which is what I almost did.

Some idiotic things are well worth doing.

Your life doesn't mean what you have or what you get. Its what your'e willing to give up.

If you lose all hope, you can always find it again.

Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things.

If loneliness is the disease, the story is the cure.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

Some people want to be bank presidents. Other people want to rob banks.

The art of living your life has a lot to do with getting over loss. The less the past haunts you, the better.

One must count ones riches by the means one has to satisfy his desires.

If you were really humble you would be great, because humility would never squander the magnificent gift of life.

When things come to the worse they generally mend.

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.

Values provide perspective in the best of times and the worst.

Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

I love to perform live.

Find yourself. Be with yourself. Fail and then achieve.