I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Getting old is not for sissies.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.

The fact of having been born is a bad augury for immortality.

I look to the Lord and the power of his greatness.

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Ryan Murphy just gives new people a shot, and it takes a lot of confidence and generosity to do that.

The true measure of success isn't winning, it's whether you won & could actually deliver.

Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

It seems clear at last that our love for the natural world-Nature-is the only means by which we can requite God's obvious love for it.

Art never responds to the wish to make it democratic; it is not for everybody; it is only for those who are willing to undergo the effort needed to understand it.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.