I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!

First of all, the Jewish religion has a great deal in common with the Christian religion because, as Rabbi Gillman points out in the show, Christianity is based on Judaism. Christ was Jewish.

Success can make you go one of two ways. It can make you a prima donna - or it can smooth the edges, take away the insecurities, let the nice things come out.

Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do.

The hardest thing you will ever do is trust yourself.

Life sometimes brings enormous difficulties and challenges that seem just too hard to bear. But bear them you can, and bear them you will, and your life can have a purpose.

Work harder than everybody. You're not going to get it by whining, and you're not going to get it by shouting, and you're not going to get it by quitting. You're going to get it by being there.

Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but have never met.

It would be nice to feel that we are a better world, a world of more compassion and a world of more humanity, and to believe in the basic goodness of man.

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

Don't let the bastards get you down.

There's something to said about smaller bed - you're forced to stay close to me. Where you belong.

I spend my happiest hours in reading Vedantic books. They are to me like the light of the morning, like the pure air of the mountains - so simple, so true, if once understood.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

It's in their modest home. You go into their kitchen and serve yourself. It's all homemade. It's authentic Italian.

We could imagine nothing pleasanter than to spend all of our lives digging for relics of the past.

Our faults are not seen, But past us; neither felt, but only in The punishment.

There's a bad moon on the rise.

I started trying to write when I was in second or third grade.

You know, it's hard as a writer to lose characters (and actors) you like. You really don't want them to die because you're not going to get to see them anymore.

So usually you have to have product distribution as more fundamental than what the actual product is.