I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Life peels us like an onion and every layer is softer and sweeter.

Don't think you can act perfectly. A perfect person doesn't exist. Always strive to give your best effort, and that's it.

The more helpless you are the better you are fitted to pray and the more answers to prayer you will experience.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

I'd like to see anyone do what I do for one week.

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.

France is a country that loves to change their government if it is always the same.

I wrote my first song when I was twelve on the piano.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Life is about learning; when you stop learning, you die.