I didn't go in to make friends or not make friends.

Everyone goes through their evolution and I go through mine and you go through yours.

I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].

The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.

Ross [Mathews] was my favorite for years so I am glad he is part of the family. I have stayed in touch and connected with many over the years. I am very lucky that way.

In the career world we are downsizing. That means the one person that will keep their job will do three or four jobs for the same amount of money. You have to be that way these days.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

Pleasure, that immortal essence, the beauteous bead sparkling in the cup, effervesces soon and subsides.

Visionary people are visionary partly because of the very great many things they don't see.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

Man must strive, and striving he must err.

When the sexual energy of the people is liberated they will break the chains.

Through our faith, we gain the courage to take action. And through action, we move one step closer toward the manifestation of our desires.

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)

If a man’s house is full of medicine bottles, we infer the man is an invalid. But if his house is full of books, we conclude he is intelligent.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.