I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.

Almost any group of three is going to form a triangle, with two points closer to one another.

Perfection is static, And I am in full progress.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

By choosing a woman to run for your nation's second highest office, you send a powerful signal to all Americans. There are no doors we cannot unlock. We will place no limits on achievement.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Superfluous words simply spill out when the mind is already full.

Beauty is power and elegance, right action, form fitting function, intelligence, and reasonability. And very often expressed in curves.

Language is much closer to film than painting is.

It's the little touches that make a future solid enough to destroy.