I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

No matter how they abuse you toleration is how you abuse yourself.

Instead of being taught independence, energy, and enterprise, our youth today is taught to look for security.

Daesh members wear shoes. Does this mean everybody who wears shoes is Daesh?

You don't need a major label and they sure don't need you.

I feel like the sport is coming to me.

I was a hyper kid in school and the teacher suggested to my mom she needed to do something with me.

I have never had a great love of the music business, I never have.

What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend.

Experience has taught me that the shallowest of communist platitudes contains more of a hierarchy of meaning than contemporary bourgeois profundity.

If you don't know the Jewelry, know the Jeweller