I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

Maybe 'Okay' will be our 'always'...

Create always: As God has seen fit in His perfection to give you such abilities, work and share of your gifts.

Trust is hard to gain, but it is even harder to regain once lost.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

I had a few miracles happen out there today.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I wanted to be a stage actor but I got stuck on television. It took a couple of years to get used to.

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great deal of time saving money, and those who spend a great deal of money saving time.

Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me, Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me, Christ in every eye that sees me, Christ in every ear that hears me.