I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

Don't just Hurry, don't just Haste. Don't just Worry, don't just Waste. Life is a Treasure, Enjoy the Pleasure.

At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn’t.

Doing what has never been done before is intellectually seductive, whether or not we deem it practical.

I think I sing with more emotion but with less technical perfection. I prefer to sing with my natural voice and use my instinct - it's easier for me to give emotion.

When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!

Believe in the character; animate with sincerity

I need her with me. She goes where I go.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

Pride goes before a fall, they say, And yet we often find, The folks who throw all pride away Most often fall behind.