I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

There are some things you must understand and discover for yourself. And after discovering them, start living accordingly

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Breathe, Believe and Bounce Back

I do not think it pleases the Lord when we worry because we think we never do enough or that what we do is never good enough.

The only person who can put you out of business, in the early days, is yourself.

Give people a convincing reason and they will lay down their very lives.

Life is a series of problem-solving opportunities. The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you depending on how you respond to them.

Freedom is what we all seek, but it's what we do with that freedom that ultimately defines our character. In the end, a man's character cements his fate, good or bad.

It is good to love many things