I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

If you want to sell the most records, duet with me. If you need someone to come in and bless your record sales, I'm your man.

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I want you to remember something for me. My name is Robbie Williams. I'm a singer, a songwriter, and a born entertainer.

Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art

The best stories are about a character who has a goal or noble quest and goes through hell to get it. Do you have a goal or quest like that in real life? Why not?

It would have been so pointless to kill himself that, even if he had wanted to, the pointlessness would have made him unable.

Maybe Himalayan climbing is just a bad habit, like smoking, of which one says with cavalier abandon, must give this up some day, before it kills me.

I stepped on a land mine named Jayson Blair.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

No, I'm afraid they might slip and hit a nerve and I'd end up with one side of my face hanging down or something. I'll just stick with this one for a while and take my chances. I'll be brave.

Jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

I was bullied a lot in middle school, and my bullies have since all apologized.

Enthusiasm is the key not only to the achievement of great things but to the accomplishment of any thing that is worthwhile.