I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Every day I thank God for giving me a little kind heart which bears this life

The Church should be more concerned about the hearts of the lost rather than the comforts of the saved.

Happiness is surrounding yourself only with those who bestow their unconditional love and support.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

I thought that if acting didn't work out, I'd have done law school or medical school: probably law to be honest.

So he was opening night... I was out of a job, and I'd been to every producer in Hollywood trying to get a job singing. But nobody wanted to know me.

Comin' from the school of hard knocks, Some perpetrate...they drink Clorox. Attack the black, cause I know they lack exact The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox.

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

When you are caught in the heavy rains of anger, open the umbrella of mind, take refuge under the roof of reason!

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.