I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

Sometimes you break your heart in the right way, if you know what I mean.

Neither love without knowledge nor knowledge without love can produce a good life.

The goal for most people should not be to feel better, but to get better at feeling.

My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.

For my part, if I consider poetry as an object, I maintain that it is born of the necessity of adding a vocal sound (speech) to the hammering of the first tribal music.

I feel responsible for certain fans, but I've never said I'm a role model.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

I like to think that the stuff I do is oftentimes collaborative, so to have other people in it felt natural.

I'm very much in support of the free press, but the free press ought to be educational and informative. And I believe they have fallen down recently on that.

I do like to dress up and look nice, and I'm inspired by people who do the same - people who express themselves through how they dress.