I didn't run from the situation. I didn't hide the ordeal from the reporters like the sissy baseball players. I fought it head-on... We dealt with it. It's over. And now we're moving on.

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

Look at this body...Do I look like I use steroids?

I represent boxing. I represent the old school. That's me.

He's stepping up to challenge me. Anybody that challenges me, has got to get dogged out. That's my job.

I have always been ready to fight anybody out there, anytime, anywhere. I will knock them all over. My talent speaks for itself.

The only freak show I got is between my legs.

Who's next! I got milk baby, who's next!

Evander Holyfield's a great fighter, I watched him when I was a kid, I love the guy, but I had to do what I had to do. It's what I get paid to do.

I got tired of everyone being in my way, so I had to kick them out to have my privacy.

I don't know Jiu-Jitsu, I don't know wrestling, all I know is how to fight. Period.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.

Art is both creation and recreation.

faint heart never won fair lady

Currently, 94 out of 100 of us pay the Social Security tax all year round.

Leadership Principle: As hunger increases, excuses decrease.

To the young members of the Church, I promise that if you will listen, you will feel the Spirit well up within you. The Lord will tell you what He wants you to do with your life.

'Forrest Gump' is filled full of moments where your heart just cheers.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Can you join, ask sincerely for affection without sweaty hand of expectation, understanding and accepting if it never is given?