I didn’t think it was possible — but this situation has managed to get worse.” “But you’re so calm, ” she observed.“That’s usually when you can tell everything has gone to shit.

My father helped you with that. . that thing you do?” “Yes. Your father helped me with that peacemaking thing I do that keeps you happily killing for a living.

Once you learn to celebrate your failures, you are on the way to becoming the real deal!

The fickleness of the woman I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

When I became political and Communist, it was because they were the only people I had ever met who fought the color bar in their lives.

Success means your thoughts are worthy of everyones consideration.

I want to retire very early, by the time I am 40, and go to live in Italy.

Marriage, as practised by high society, is arranged indecency.

Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

In this business, you're either Brad Pitt right away, or you're already going down the ladder.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?