I discipline churchgoers with godly lessons and sharp words if they do not change their ways. My goal is to open their hearts so that they seek forgiveness.

We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church.

Generally, elders are among the more reverent members of the Church, but there is no law prescribing their age.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

Don't cry over spilled milk

Charity should always be a constant.

Since no one can ever know for certain whether or not his own view of life is the correct one, it is absolutely impossible for him to know if someone else's is the wrong one.

Why is it that you white people developed so much cargo and brought it to New Guinea, but we black people had little cargo of our own?

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

You get in trouble, you have to evaluate: Is it worth getting into trouble again? It's a lot easier to make that decision when you have a career at stake.

A dead body revenges not injuries.