I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.

Stop now and decide to never worry again about what others think about you.

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

To subject every private family to the odious visits and examination of the tax-gatherers ... would be altogether inconsistent with liberty.

This book is dedicated to all those who fell by the airside, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

If you take pictures does that make you an art thief?

I have been really lucky in my career, with the diversity of it. I get to play really complex people.

He wasn't very lovable but he was bloody efficient. (Packer talking about Genghis Khan)

I heard a lot of different kinds of music. I heard country music, I heard jazz, I heard symphonic music, opera, everything you can think of except very modern music.

I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs.

Of two equivalent theories or explanations, all other things being equal, the simpler one is to be preferred.