I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

People are crazy and times are strange, I'm locked in tightI'm out of range, I use to carebut things have changed.

When we have not what we love we must love what we have.

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?

Every eye sees its own special vision; every ear hears a most different song. In each man's troubled heart, an incision would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.

My law-givers are Erasmus and Montaigne, not Moses and St Paul.

I never had any interest in being involved with the Boy Scouts.

Commercial real estate always trails residential, and as residential growth flourishes, shopping centers flourish and service the communities, and jobs come out.

Were also far enough from the publishing power that we have no access to the politics of publishing, although there are interpersonal politics, of course.

The consent of the governed" is more than a safeguard against ignorant tyrants: it is an insurance against benevolent despots as well.