I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it all the easier to be united for no reason.

The student asks: If my redstone necklace had every view of every veil that ever brightened, would I be wise? The master answers: If I had a thousand pieces of a priceless vase, would I be rich?

Jeremy, are we going to play your games?

You must treat a work of art like a great man: stand before it and wait patiently till it deigns to speak.

You have to have a business model you believe in and like.

Find a way to enjoy parts of every run. Most of your runs should be mostly enjoyable.

I am Hualapai. We are located in Northern Arizona, at the Grand Canyon. We own the Skywalk area.

Realize thy Simple Self, Embrace thy Original Nature.

Consider calling it a challenge rather than calling it a crisis.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.