I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

Sometimes an outside perspective is the clearer perspective.

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

Each misstep leads to the next correct step.

Stay on your toes and always move forward.

States are great engines moving slowly.

The ends and means are a seamless web.

I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

The ego's phenomenal existence is transcended when you dive into the source from where the 'I'-thought rises

In a way, a lot of my work is in the re-writing once it is cast, as I adapt to the rhythms of how the roles are played out by the actors.