I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

What year is it in your imagination?

For every good deed done, a blessing is waiting to be born!

I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal!

Hell was a living place inside every membrane of flesh that temporarily passed itself off as human.

Those who believe that politics and religion do not mix, understand neither.

Modernization means Westernization.

Acting is an animal thing, not an intellectual thing.

Rome is an astonishment!

I love my mother dearly, but it wouldn't be suitable for me to live with her all the time.

And what causes fear? Ignorance of our own nature.

Master your breath, let the self be in bliss, contemplate on the sublime within you.