I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

What a man need is simply and solely independence volition, whatever that independence may cost and wherever it may lead.

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

On the beach, you can live in bliss.

Idealists foolish enough to throw caution to the winds have advanced mankind and have enriched the world.

All the best bands have a language, and what they say within that language makes it is what it is.

I really love my stylists, they really get what I like.

I like people who like Plato.

Any method by which you get to see things that you haven't seen before hones your practiced ability to make connections.

I'm not really a morning person.

In motion alone is the answer to all of the mysteries of matter.