I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Find a voice in a whisper.

Let life and love live together.Lets love win over life forever.

His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.

My lens of choice was always the 35 mm. It was more environmental. You can't come in closer with the 35 mm.

Leave me alone. I'm fine.

Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection.

Always make stock in a large quantity and freeze it in plastic bags. That way, when you want to make a nice soup or boil veggies, you can simply pull the bag out of the freezer.

That vision of a common culture is now simply a remote wistfulness.

History is the most aristocratic of all literary pursuits, because it obliges the historian to be rich as well as educated.

The person you are matters more than the place to which you go.