I do have a chore schedule - in my mind. I dont tell anyone I have it, but its in my mind.

I have to admit: I have been known to be obsessively neat and like things arranged just so.

You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.

Im a huge fan of The Odd Couple, yes, and any comparisons to Tony Randall and or Jack Lemmon are completely welcome. I kind of try to channel those guys, and then add my own neuroses, too.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it.

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

With classic sitcoms like MASH, the characters all drove each other crazy, and that's what you loved to see.

A fan once stopped me outside a theatre and gave me as a gift a signed photograph of Sir Laurence Olivier. It was strange, but nice, too.

When I met Bono at the Cannes Film festival while I was there for the film 'United 93, ' he said to me, 'That's a great film, brother. Thank you for your courage in making it.' I plotzed.

Mother used to say escape is never further than the nearest book.

In the long run managements stressing accounting appearance over economic substance usually achieve little of either.

You know, sloth is a sin, " he says softly. "I prefer to think of it as an adorable animal.

The dead are emotionless.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.

Wisdom is the mind what health is to the body.

Men marry what they need. I marry you.

Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports.

Spirituality for the most part is a mask worn by idleness, arrogance and greed.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.