I do have a few little tattoos, but they were mostly done to cover scars because I'm so fair.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

When I wake up each morning

Philosophy has no end in view save truth; faith looks for nothing but obedience and piety.

A luxury liner is really just a bad play surrounded by water.

80 percent of learning is visual, so children who can't afford vision correction are at such a disadvantage.

It was pretty obvious Lena wanted to be asked. Another mysterious thing about girls- they want to be asked to stuff even if they don't want to go.

Only in America does 'health' 'care' 'reform' begin with the hiring of 16,500 new IRS agents tasked with determining whether your insurance policy merits a fine.

The history of persecution is a history of endeavors to cheat nature, to make water run up hill, to twist a rope of sand.

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes.