I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Quick-loving hearts ... may quickly loathe.

You are engaging in madness. I feel obliged to accompany you.

In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.

We're all agreed that climate change is one of the greatest and most daunting challenges of our age. We have a moral imperative to act and act now.

There is in the blind as in the seeing an Absolute which gives truth to what we know to be true, order to what is orderly, beauty to the beautiful, touchableness to what is tangible.

And with joy you realize for the first time "Thinking's just like not thinking — So I don't have to think any more".

Scary monsters are like Hula Hoops. They come in and out of fashion.

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

My mother once said to me, 'You must promise to be happy; it is the greatest favour you can do to others'. It has guided me throughout my life.

The public saw my father right out of central casting. He looked the part, acted the part... he was the part! The real life Godfather.