I do hope you have some money. I'm getting tired of hitting people.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account.

No body is worth more than your body

He disliked emotion not because he felt lightly but because he felt deeply.

Before the BBC, I joined the Navy in order to travel.

The spirit of meditation is the combating of self-willed thinking-it is a combat against the weight of one's feelings.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

Everyone performs bad actions... A bad person is someone who does not lament his bad actions.

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?

I exist as I am, that is enough.

Hillary Rodham Clinton will bring a permanent darkness of deceit and despair forced upon the American people to endure.