I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Woman's fatal weakness is to desire sympathy and comprehension.--"Wanda

Every woman, hell, every man should be a feminist, that is the only way to render this word obsolete.

Rape is something very obscene and this act must always be intervened by authorities, so victims will not end up suffering from a post traumatic disorder.

Wisdom is a true activity of compassion. And so, meditation is the act of loving kindness. It is the activity where loving kindness is applied on all levels.

This very moment calls for you to rise to the test and show your challenges what you are truly made of.

The function of the bridge is to mind the gap

Where men of judgment creep and feel their way, The positive pronounce without dismay.

My thoughts and love go out to the Mandela family. Rest in peace Madiba. You will be missed, but your impact on this world will live forever.

If it seems like you are playing around and not practicing, that's when you know you really love it.

In the dance, one finds the cinema, the comic strips, the Olympic hundred meters and swimming, and what's more, poetry, love and tenderness.