I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

We cry for the hand of God to bring us salvation, but then we seize the voice of God and use it to profess our destructive nature.

If one chews a problem over long enough, it becomes apparent that the jaw is aching, and what started as weighing heavy on the heart ends up a pain in the neck.

Every opportunity I got, I took it as a learning experience.

I'm sure you're very nice, but you'd be even nicer if you went away.

What is life if a man cannot count on his friends when he has gone mad?

Fortune smiles on some, and lets the others go free.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti.

you'd like the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That must be the most futile oath anyone ever swears.

You wouldn't recognize me from one project to the next.