I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel like me, I stop doing it.

To me, success is when you can walk into Ralph's and buy anything you want. Ultimate success, however, is when Ralph can walk into you and buy anything he wants.

The reson I don't own a cell phone is I like making plans and being free and being normal, the way everyone was back in the 80's. Kill your cell phone.

God is never tired of bringing the sun out every morning, taking it in the evenings and bringing out the moon.

Standing there, staring at the long shelves crammed with books, I felt myself relax and was suddenly at peace.

The truth is found when men are free to pursue it.

And I like messing around in the engine room of music. Seeing what happens in the rhythm section area.

Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

Very few great goals actually go in.

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"

One of the near-death experience truths is that each person integrates their near-death experience into their own pre-existing belief system.

Of course, my family has been a big reason for me to come back, especially my son who loves the game of hockey - he was a big reason for me coming back.